*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
ME LAST NIGHT, DURING SUPERNATURAL
CARRY ON MY WAAAAAAAYWAAAARRRRDDD SON
CROWLEY IS THE THIRD TRIAL
SAME AND DEAN FIGHT, BEST BRO MOMENT EVERRR
WATCHING ALL THE ANGELS FALL OUT OF THE SKY AND CASTIEL
DEAN CALLING CASTIEL’S NAME AND CAS CANT HEAR HIM
